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THIS IS SO HILARIOUSLY PRECIOUS THAT I CANNOT HELP BUT SHARE IT. Like a video of a kitten angrily batting at an enormous piece of exercise equipment, but with 300% more fedora.

(By the way? Andrew’s fault. Because he finds hilarious and terrible things and tells me. Left to my own devices, I’d just kind of… pick up heavy things and put them back down until I got tired, then have a glass of milk fortified with whey protein. I know how to party.)

Because you see, John C Wright has suffered a bout of severe why is the world no longer catering to my demographic in every way apoplexy. And written a brief post about it. Titled (I shit you not) “Dungeons and Perverts.” (Link has been do-not-linkified.)

The whole thing stands on its own as a matter for total hilarity. Because at this point, he’s become a complete, unselfconscious parody of conservatism, and it’s comedy gold. But I do have a few points to call out.

And what could possibly be more authentically faux medieval than that?

It has long been known, of course, that homosexual, trans, and genderqueer people were not even invented until the late 20th century, for the express purpose of dragging the world into the bowels of Hell by their stubborn insistence on existing and performing controversial and harmful activities like breathing oxygen. In public.

No doubt you are wondering ‘Didn’t John C. Wright, famed international author and curmudgeon, just use that picture yesterday to underscore some point about Leftist crazies forcing Catholics to pay for abortifacient contraceptives and calling their unwillingness to do so a war on women?’

I can’t honestly decide if his blatant third-person ego stroking or his total (and proud) ignorance of how biology actually works is more hilarisad. Maybe both?

Yes, well the picture is appropriate today as well, now that gamer crazies are trying to manipulate kiddie ideas about decency and perversion in sex in a game otherwise concerned with spelunking robbers who slay monsters.

…has this guy actually ever even played D&D? And what did that sentence ever do to him to deserve being tortured?

But in all seriousness, I am incredibly concerned to learn that neckbearded liberal cryptofascist feminazi gamers are busting down the doors of innocent families, confiscating their dice, and then holding the children—won’t someone think of the children?!?!—at Lord of the Rings museum quality replica sword-point and forcing them to create queer characte

Oh wait. That’s not what’s happening?

There’s just a note in the character creation chapter that states genderqueer characters are possible and encourages players to—NO ANYTHING BUT THAT—use their imaginations to the fullest extent?

There is a saying of my people I feel is appropriate to share here. It goes something like this:

Crai moar.

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(Related: a criticism of the D&D section in question. Not conservawank self-parody.)


Originally published at Rachael Acks: Sound and Nerdery. You can comment here or there.


( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 8th, 2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
Wright and his coterie are just so precious. I love the part where he talks about how he sometimes likes playing female characters in RPGs because among other things he can have those characters "run from combat without shame." Unlike the tough, manly Wright himself, of course, who has been notable for putting his life on the line to defend his home, family, and nation against ... um, what was that?
Jul. 8th, 2014 07:48 pm (UTC)
...wait I somehow missed that playing female characters thing. Holy shit, I can't even.

Wow. Just. Wow.
Jul. 8th, 2014 08:17 pm (UTC)
I think it was in the comments, which I read out of some kind of masochism, rather than in the main post. And yeah ... just wow.
Jul. 8th, 2014 08:36 pm (UTC)
Ah, that explains it.

Christ, that guy is a giant asshole.
Jul. 8th, 2014 08:43 pm (UTC)
Every time I think he can't get any worse, he proves me wrong.
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