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Cut due to lots of pictures. I need a real hobby, y'all.
(first installment here if you missed it)



Another day, another hive of pitiful mortal activity to be subjugated.











Everything is, indeed, bigger in Texas. Loki is forced to wonder for what the mortals are compensating.







Loki demands that he be brought the fiercest champion of the House of Pies.









"All of your precious strawberry jam is mine, mortals! AHAHAHAHA!"





More strawberry jam, or perhaps the blood of his wounded foe? You are defeated, Monte Cristo - COUNT on it.





Loki first takes a moment to simply roll in the bounty of pies offered unto him by the trembling waitress. He expects no less.





The Monte Cristo did not prove a worthy foe. He demands a new champion, the so-called 'house specialty' of this temple of pies.





A mighty battle ensues.





















"Admit your defeat, cursed Bayou Goo!"






The noble pie's stillness is answer enough. Loki takes a moment to savor his victory before succumbing to a food coma.





Next time, House of Pies. Next time.

Comments

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danielmedic
Jun. 11th, 2012 03:19 am (UTC)
This rocks.
katsudon
Jun. 11th, 2012 03:23 am (UTC)
These are the things I do when there aren't responsible adults around to stop me. ;)
danielmedic
Jun. 11th, 2012 03:51 am (UTC)
In that case, I urge you to continue being irresponsible.
texasfanboy
Jun. 11th, 2012 12:45 pm (UTC)
Oh how I miss the House of Pies. That the one on Kirby?

Does it still morph in the House of Guyz at two am when all the drag bars close? That was always a show.
katsudon
Jun. 11th, 2012 12:48 pm (UTC)
It is indeed the one on Kirby. That's only half a mile from my apartment, so I can walk to it. Which is good, because I think if I tried to ride my bike after eating that monte cristo, I'd die. I went there at dinner time, though... haven't tried the late night scene.
sealwhiskers
Jun. 11th, 2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
The pies in Texas come with....fries???

Oh man, no wonder I've seen Americans in Europe scold at their food.
katsudon
Jun. 12th, 2012 02:25 am (UTC)
The thing with fries is a monte cristo, actually. It's a sandwich. XD
gookachu
Jun. 11th, 2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
did i mention how much i love you?

thanks to you, and tumblr, i'm now becoming a hiddleston fangirl (though, cappie's still the best).
katsudon
Jun. 12th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
<3
pewterfish
Jun. 11th, 2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
This new madness pleases me.
katsudon
Jun. 12th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it. ;)
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