Just read Palin's resignation statement. My inner English major just slit its wrists. And I think I sprained something in my head trying to make sense of it.

MEDIC!

But seriously, what? Maybe there's some kind of medical/family emergency, and that would make sense, but... bzuh? Drugs? Aliens with mind-control rays? The Illuminati?

If you haven't seen it yet, it's on the front page of her website. The quotation marks sprinkled throughout it seemingly at random leave me fearing for her sanity, though. It's about one step from the benchmark of wingnut writing, random capslocking.